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3rd Anniversary of Lamma-zine
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Best of the Blog
2005 |
Date |
Story
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Contributor |
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GENERAL: |
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Jan 9 |
'30% of Lammaites will do this on a Saturday
night:'
I wish to complain in the strongest terms about your
methodical deprecation of the residents of Lamma! |
many |
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RESTAURANTS & FOOD: |
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Jan 24 |
Shaving Beards, Heads & Chests
Last Saturday turned out to be a bit of a close shave for
a few folk on Lamma Island... |
Dan Peterson |
Jan 22 |
'Life is for Living'
Yes, Bobsy leaving feels a bit like the end of an era in
Lamma's history! Restaurants |
L-G, life cafe |
Feb 1 |
The Lamma Diet!
Are you "Broke on Lamma?" Now you can "Eat Well For $20 a
Day!!" |
(Grandma) Hilda |
Mar 22 |
'Western Food Corrodes My
Innards'
As the constables departed, Woo's unsettled stomach
rumbled. "Cursed gweilo food defies human consumption," he growled back. |
Jay Scott Kanes |
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MUSIC: |
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Jan 29 |
Dao Lang Spreading All Over Lamma!
...getting
lost again in this hauntingly beautiful music with the eerily floating,
mesmerising vocals by Dao Lang... |
L-G |
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CONSTRUCTION: |
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Feb 14 |
Passion Point or Lover's Leap?
Today, on "Sweets & Flowers Promotion Day", eh,
Valentine's Day, let's avoid the usual soppy, syrupy, sentimental
declarations of eternal love & devotion... |
many |
Apr 5 |
Long Live the Democracy Wall!
Some of the posters are intriguing, funny, creative or
sometimes baffling, like the trio above. |
L-G |
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PEOPLE: |
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Feb
24 |
Pinky's 2nd-Biggest Fan
I DO enjoy her uninhibited passion, vulgar honesty and
sense of style. |
Maureen |
Feb 27 |
Once upon a Time...
I think she has caught the 'Lamma Fever',... |
Marie-Margault |
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TOURISM: |
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Mar 10 |
Lamma Tourism Ambassador Appointed
the population size of
Lamma island (95-04)?
124 people (including
74 Gweilo builders, 58 photographers and 28 drug dealers) 7,325 dogs,
some snakes, and 1 ventriloquist. |
Fortune Chan |
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Mar 27 |
Fit! HK Magazine Launch
Lamma resident launches fitness, health and beauty
magazine in Hong Kong. |
Katie Harling, Claudia |
Mar
31 |
'Sneaky-O/Bunnyrabbit Conundrum' Solved!
Have you noticed that some people get irritable,
irrational and moody at a certain time every month? |
Sneaky-O |
Apr 8 |
Paul the Butterfly Man
Paul Lau's 'butterfly farm' at Lo So Shing near Sok Kwu
Wan has no fences or enclosures. His strategy to attract a variety of
butterfly species is to plant the kind of plants that they like. |
Zep |
Apr 17 |
Lamma Property: a Good Investment?
Looking for a flat on Lamma is still a
show-up-in-person affair, as none of the local property agents has a
website listing properties and not even active email addresses. |
L-G |
Apr 19 |
'I'm a Total Life Addict & Dedicated Groupie'
From attending Life's first
anniversary I can tell you that Life is joyful, playful and? sexy!
Healthy food seems to be in fashion and to go hand in hand with
gorgeousness. |
Sleiman & co. |
Apr 21 |
'Name the Bikini Shop' Contest
Guy Miller: Sun Sea Sand & Sex, Dare
to Wear, Who Dares Swims, The Lamma Triangle, Bare Wear, Itsy Bitsy
Teeny Weeny, The Bikini Line, Tease to Please, Flash n' Splash, Lamma
Splashion Studio. |
many |
Apr 23 |
'Chinese Forum Moderator Spiel'
Hear ye, all Lammaites! Your favourite
online community, ?My Lamma Forums? is to get another new moderator! |
Samson |
Apr 30 |
A Pair of Chinese Opera Birds
A field report from L-G, newly
self-appointed Ornithological Correspondent for the Lamma Birdlovers
Society (Lamma-BS): |
L-G |
May 1 |
Lamma May Day
May Day, Tin Hau festival, Dragon Boat/Sampan races,
Chinese opera & May Pole dance are all taking place TODAY! |
L-G |
May 3 |
'Fairdinkum Fantastic'
I caught one of these "creative vandals" in the act, in
flagranti! It was not a youngster, but the father of a Lammaite,
visiting from Ecuador,... |
L-G |
May 9 |
We Have a Winner!
Two of our contests in our forums have concluded, the
"Name the Bikini Shop" contest and the creative writing assignment about
the Chinese opera in our Chinese forum: |
Nicole Kam, mo |
May 18 |
Happy 50. Birthday, Chow Yun-Fat!
Chow Yun-fat: "Lamma island has many
scenic spots, such as the Cheung Po-tsai cave, the reopened Tin Hau
temple, the seafood is delicious." |
Charlotte |
May 19 |
Mr DickStock & the Poly Creativist on Flickr
Mr DickStock has even founded a public group called
"Lamma", describing it as: "About Lamma Lamma Island People, Pictures,
Community, Fun, Music, Art...all that Good Stuff!" |
Mr DickStock, Andy Maluche |
May 29 |
'Lamma Gets Greener'
This was an extremely well-organised
PR event, including media reception desk, caps, stickers, signs, tree
name tags, photographers, videographers and celebrities... |
L-G |
Jun 6 |
'June 6th is Magic Monday of Love'
I've spent all Sunday separated from
my lifeline, email, due to an incapacitating toothache and a desperately
urgent search for a dentist's office open on a Sunday. |
L-G, several others |
Jun 9 |
Yoga Bunny Detox - Liquid Psychiatry - No Nasties!
But sometimes you come across
something small, simple, looking so innocuous, revealing its surprising
weirdness only after closer scrutiny: |
L-G |
Jun 14 |
Trap, Neuter, Release!
In the old days their numbers were
controlled by starvation, disease, toxic chemicals, dogs, snakes and VVs. |
e |
Jun 16 |
What's Cooking in Yung Shue Wan?
But what else is new in Lamma's
restaurants? Let's show you via pictures I shot recently, totally
non-representative, of course: |
L-G |
Jun 17 |
Bontempi Gigapix Fandango i-Bamboozler
They all congregate in a single forum
topic and join in a creative ritual called colloquially "making up loads
of BS"! |
Beanburglar |
Jun 22 |
'In at the deep end'
Happy about their performances, they
were very unhappy about the lousy organisation of the races again this
year. |
Moley, Claudia, Katie |
Jun 23 |
Giving Birth on the Ferry (Almost)
It's become almost common practice for
mothers to be flown to hospital on HK Island when the baby's due to
arrive very soon. |
Mr Tough |
Jul 6 |
A Brief History of Lamma
Yes, the Internet is the greatest
source of time-wasting misinformation, obfuscation and distraction the
world has ever known! Ain't it insanely great? |
L-G |
Jul 11 |
Dont-Touch-My-AndyMaluche.com
If you are easily offended by vulgar
speech, references to sexual exploits (especially those practiced in
solitude), outright childish stupidity or if you are a potential client,
partner, sponsor or investor please read no further. |
Andy Maluche |
Jul 16 |
Breakfast With Lammadonna
Just enjoying a nice congee working
breakfast at Kiwi Cafe with Ms Yu Lai Fun (our District Councilor) and
Lamma-Por. |
L-G |
Jul 20 |
Looking for a Holiday Resort?
Quite a number of local and overseas
tourists are contacting this website for info about where to rent a
holiday resort or short-term flat on Lamma. |
L-G |
Jul 23 |
Happy 3rd Anniversary, Lamma.com.hk!
In these 3 years, 1,020 registered
members have started 2,234 topics, posting 20,930 messages, generating a
24.51MB database of messages. |
L-G, chuckm |
Jul 25 |
Sunset Photo Contest: Open for Voting!
Right now is one of the best times of
the year for Lamma Island's many devoted sunset watchers. |
Ingmar, Gisela, etc. |
Jul 29 |
'I swear those people got me to match the couch
and wall'
I started to yowl. I had to tell them
I was being kidnapped and was being pulled slowly up the bumpy road to
Tai Peng village. |
Molokko, Colette's kitty |
Aug 3 |
Chopping Down Incense Trees
A new crime trend emerged on Lamma in
late May, in that there were a total of seven cases in a space of four
weeks. |
Charles Mitchell |
Aug 10 |
Rachel Ip - Chinese Artist of the Month
Do you remember the joy of sketching
with pencil and paper when you were a child? |
Rachel Ip |
Aug 11 |
Bishop Zen & the Poor Clare Nuns of Lamma
Lamma's Portiuncula Monastery, just
above the Lady of Lourdes Kindergarten, home of Lamma's Poor Clares
Sisters, was hosting Bishop Zen last Sunday. |
L-G |
Aug 12 |
The Cancer Diaries
It's fascinating but heart-rending to
read his chronicles, so far removed from morbidity and depression, still
full of self-deprecating, great humour. |
Andy Maluche |
Aug 16 |
Official Court Glutton: Best Wonton Noodles?
I've been looking for a resident food
critic for this blog for a while now and I finally got lucky! Welcome to
our new "Official Court Glutton". |
Official Court Glutton |
Aug 19 |
Lammaite Forever!
...for 6 months now I've enjoyed a
real quality of life. Today, I wouldn't be able to live anywhere else
anymore. |
Mademoiselle Alexandra |
Aug 29 |
'Ministers of Sausage/Ant Husbandry'
The sausage flew into the air and
brought down a Government service helicopter that was collecting ants
for Donald Tsang's goldfish. |
Fortune Chan, Beanburglar, Chuckm |
Aug 31 |
The Smoke-Free, Health-Conscious, Spooky,
Romantic, Feline-Dominated, Ferry-Riding and Artistic Chinese Forum!
That's the latest from the Chinese
Forum! |
Samson |
Sep 1 |
Katrina - Remembering New Orleans
Now that levee has broken in New Orleans we are very
worried in H.K. It sucks that such an awesome place was destroyed. |
Colette |
Sep 2 |
Best Blogs in Asia and Hong Kong
...who's currently the top dog, eh,
top blog, #1 in HK? This Lamma-zine Blog! Wow! Rated highest at 8.86 out
of 10!. |
L-G |
Sep 6 |
La Femme Desperado
Going out on a normal Tuesday afternoon in Yung Shue Wan,
it's really surprising what you can come across in just an hour or two
in our active community life: |
L-G |
Sep 15 |
'Last Ferry to Lamma' Music Video!
Red Star Rising just had their debut gig in the Island
Bar on Sep 3 and they've already got their first music video out. It takes other bands YEARS to get to that stage in their
careers! |
Steve Cray, John Palmer, Santi Sunarmah |
Sep 28 |
'Benign Space Aliens, Murmuring in the Wind'
Lamma's wind turbine is currently THE hot topic popping
up in so many local chats around the village. It has really touched a
nerve with Lamma's tree-huggers, eco-warriors & holistic gurus, but also
with our many world-weary cynics and Mochaccino-slurping,
wannabe-sophisticates. |
Oliver, Pit, Russell Johnson, Zep & others |
Sep 30 |
'Our World Champion - Alain the Panther - Did It
Again'
He won by KO in the first minute! It was a 3-fight
elimination tournament and he won all 3 to qualify to represent Hong
Kong next December in Bercy in France. |
Impakt Gym |
Oct 5 |
Police Maps for North Lamma
We are using a set of village pathway maps for our
policing matters. This would be very useful when dealing with not
Lamma-based persons who are less familiar with the island. |
Joe Wu, Police Senior Inspector |
Oct 8 |
Veggie Pizza, Anyone?
Pizza. One word...so many memories and flavours. I do not
think that it is possible to be a glutton and not be a pizza hound. |
Official Court Glutton |
Oct 10 |
Official UFO Landing Site?
Add your own suggestion and vote in our nickname poll. |
Many |
Oct 12 |
Lamma Bands Update
Recently, I've been getting so many news, gig posters &
photos from Lamma bands! The autumn musical season has truly begun,
loads of gigs coming up in the next few days & weeks! |
Katherine, Steve Cray, Nick Lovatt, Gary Hill, etc. |
Oct 19 |
Xmas Panto 2005?
Our 5C forum member (Crazy, Creative, Carnivorous,
Convoluted & Cuarrelsome), Fortune Chan, is trying hard to revive an old
Lamma tradition, the Christmas pantomime, also called Xmas Panto. A most
commendable community initiative! |
Fortune Chan, Beanburglar, Soulkitchen, Roz Keep |
Oct 26 |
High-Flying Heli-Hippies?
Scene: Inside a helicopter, flying high over Victoria
Harbour en route to Lamma Island on a late Sunday afternoon, Oct 9: |
Donna, Christopher, Lamma-Por |
Oct 29 |
Eulogy for Kiwi Cafe
Lamma-Por's and my own favourite place for breakfast,
Kiwi Cafe, has closed down permanently last week,... |
L-G |
Nov 3 |
Lammaites Anonymous, Mischievously Misbehaving
Abroad
...several current & former
Lammaites, all charter members of the infamous LAMMA club (Lammaites
Anonymous, Mischievously Misbehaving Abroad).. |
Andy Maluche |
Nov 11 |
Just a Normal Friday Afternoon in YSW
The sheer diversity and small surprises of everyday
village life never cease to amaze me! |
L-G |
Nov 13 |
Lamma's Good Old Times, 27 Years Ago?
Read Yves' honest, uncensored opinions about the ancient
days when there were "less than 10 foreigners" on the island & why
"Lamma is much better off now": |
Yves |
Nov 17 |
Loy Kra Tong - Thai Lantern Festival
Would you believe that most of these stunningly beautiful
Thai ladies above, decked out in their traditional festival costumes &
jewelry, are long-time Lammaites? |
L-G |
Nov 24 |
Cristobal de Lamma Gives Thanks...
At first, I tried to write the list myself, but it turned
out too sentimental, quite blissful & new-agey, so I canned it as
unworthy for publication. |
Cristobal de Lamma |
Nov 25 |
Lammarina - Development #1 of 7
It's a future luxury residential development - with
swimming pool, clubhouse, gym and security - on the beach just below the
"DickStock Residence". |
CAPITAL magazine |
Nov 29 |
'Happy, Relaxed and Laid Back About Everything'
We both found Lamma Island to be a quiet
and relaxing place to be after the hustle and bustle of Hong Kong and
Kowloon. |
Pete & Jen Neale |
Dec 6 |
'Downtown Vancouver's Favourite Blood Sport'
TWO of our readers in Vancouver sent us weather updates
from their hometown. Like Lammaites, Vancouverites aren't really used to
"cold" weather and start behaving in strange & funny ways. |
Chuckm, Tricia |
Dec 10 |
Superb Promotional Tomfoolery
Another new Lamma band is making its debut tonite in the
Island Bar, together with Lamma oldies but goodies Garoupa: Trans?noodle! |
Garoupa, Gary Hill |
Dec 17 |
'Lamma Xmas Kids 2005'
Many people still remember Louie the Violinist prodigy... |
Rie Wada |
Dec 19 |
Merry Christmas, You Tool Borrowers!
But here on Lamma, Christmas is so much more of a
community event, full of fun & charitable events, family-oriented &
children-focused, arts & crafts-inspired, retaining a cheerful & often
irreverent Christmas spirit. |
Alastair, L-G |
Dec 21 |
Operation Santa Claus Quiz Night
This was the official kick-off activity for the pub's
annual effort on behalf of Operation Santa Claus. |
Streetman, Dan Peterson |
Dec 28 |
The Self-Sufficient and Enterprising Village
...a little background is in
order. We had of course seen photos and had paid several visits to the
website prior to our actual trip. |
Vyrn & Betty Peterson |
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