Issue #32, Sep 2004 |
|
HOME / BLOG | LAMMA-ZINE | EVENTS | GALLERIES | FORUM SUBSCRIBE | Unsubscribe | Change Email Address | Register AD RATECARD | Ad Flyer | Send to Friend | Links | Contact Us
All photos & writing (except where credited otherwise), design, editing, ads, publishing, distribution by Lamma-Gung. Thanks to all advertisers & sponsors, writers & photographers, contributors & collaborators, proofreaders & cheerleaders. |
|
|
|
||||||||||||||
INTERVIEWS |
||||||||||||||
Some of the stories in this issue, all clickable. Click on pictures to jump directly to the story |
Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
|
STORIES: Leaving Lamma | Bishop Zen | High Degree of Atrocity | Where on Lamma? | What Kind of Shop | Tai Peng Castle This Alternative Cabaret | Restaurants & Bars | Alastair | Strictly Fashionable | Magical Spinney Thing | Drainage Channel Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
|
STORIES: Leaving Lamma | Bishop Zen | High Degree of Atrocity | Where on Lamma? | What Kind of Shop | Tai Peng Castle This Alternative Cabaret | Restaurants & Bars | Alastair | Strictly Fashionable | Magical Spinney Thing | Drainage Channel Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
1. Leaving Lamma - a Moving Experience
Summer on Lamma: the walls full of leaving sales, the yearly large exodus of people leaving, not just temporarily to escape the summer heat, but permanently, returning home overseas or moving to a new country. June & July are probably the main months of the year for leaving Lamma, especially for the teacher population.
I've been looking for people willing to write a few lines about their own departure: farewell notes to their friends, best/worst memories of their time here, experiences with moving companies, anything related to "Leaving Lamma". Quite a few have returned, one of them leaving/coming back three times, he admitted. For the ones not returning, there's always the Lamma-zine to read and stay in touch with those they left behind...
This feature has two Story Sponsors, the first time the Lamma-zine has ever accepted this new form of sponsorship: many thanks to Links Relocations and the GreenHouse for Sale! First, a very interesting interview with Frazer who moved with Links to Sydney. The questions and answers apply to any big international move and can help you to choose your own removal company. I've commissioned stories by Doggy, Roberta, Frazer and Ran, all ex-Lammaites by now:
Finally, another word (or 2 or 3...) from our two Story Sponsors:
|
Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
2. Bishop Zen Visiting Lamma Monastery
Bishop Zen (white-haired, in the back, middle left) with his Lamma flock & the Poor Clare Sisters of the Portiuncula Monastery. Click to enlarge to 4* size (269KB). Photo supplied by Sister Sonia (2nd from the right, standing).
Strolling through Main Street on Sunday morning, Aug 8, I came across the new, rainbow-hued signs on the left. Like most people I was wondering: "Portiuncula Monastery? On Lamma?". Asking the Lamma-zine "Official Main Street Correspondent", Nick the Bookman, he announced that Bishop Zen would visit Lamma that afternoon, holding mass in the "Our Lady of Lourdes" kindergarten/church. So this sign was a coded message for true believers of the Catholic faith to find their way to this big celebrity event! I got ready for another impromptu photo shoot. Follow the sign for the full story & photos.
|
Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
It all started with an email from a Lamma-zine reader who I didn't know personally yet: "Dear Lamma-zine, If permissible, I aim to draw your attention to the new Hong Kong novel, High Degree of Atrocity, written by a Lamma Islander, namely myself. Should you consider this a suitable Lamma-zine subject, I'll gladly provide you with a review copy and strive to co-operate. Sincerely, Jay Scott Kanes
Yes, Jay, it is permissible to aim to draw my attention to your book! Here are some excerpts from his understated, modest, quiet, little press release:
I met Jay for a coffee, doing a little book interview and asking him to describe why Lamma's a good place for writers. He sent me the following email & photos soon afterwards:
Asking a few people who got advance copies of the book for reviews, this is what I received, including opinions from an Ice Red forum about Jay's book: Fiction Probes Hong Kong's Political Pickle:
|
Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
4. Where on Lamma? - Guessing Game
Testing the knowledge of the members of Lamma.com.hk, I started a little guessing game a while ago, using this first photo on the left. Encouraging people to email me picture of places on Lamma, I posted them and let people guess where they were taken. I restricted it to publicly accessible places in the Yung Shue Wan area for simplicity. Check out how well (or not) YOU know Lamma!
Guess first and then highlight the "invisible" captions after "=>" below each picture to see the solutions to this Guessing Game! Don't cheat, as there are no prizes! Count the number you got right. If you get at least 30 out of 39, you can call yourself a true Senior Lammaite; 20-29 points: Junior Lammaite, get out more and explore your home; 10-19 points: Baby Lammaite, new arrival; 0-9 points: You don't live on Lamma!
To play the game, click on the left picture or here: Where on Lamma? |
Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
5. What Kind of Shop You Like?
A long-time celebrity of Lamma.com.hk and the local community posted a question: What kinds of shop you like on Lamma??
Spliffany: "My husband and I wanna open a shop on Lamma, but we have no idea what to sell. So, maybe I should sell some things Lamma peoples need and which no one sells yet on Lamma yet. By then, we don't need to go all the way to town anymore, just for one or two things! So anyone wanna give an idea? What would you like?"
The huge number of ideas from many members ranged from the practical to the whimsical, as expected from this creative & imaginative crowd. A little selection to inspire other wannabe shop-owners is listed below. Quite a few shop fronts right on High Street and Back Street are currently vacant (right: former Scorpio business centre). For just a few $1,000s rent per month, you could open your own little place within days!
Everytimeagoodtime even dared to suggest a McDonalds, but didn't get much enthusiasm... big al demands a shop selling "massage oils and leather chaps" (or was that 'straps'?)! Beanburglar: "Kung Fu death star emporium?" Samson: "How about a PINKYISM alternative lifestyle shop, offering advises on all the tricky situations in life (e.g. how to smash the ATM at the bank), selling all sorts of souvenirs and of course, the cult's bible, Pinkyism According to Pinky's Memorable Pink Quotes."
Great idea! And we've got the venue for it already! The former Bubbles laundry on Main Street, owned by Pinky and unoccupied since Bubbles moved to Back Street. Before leaving for Vietnam, Tibet or China (?), Pinky was talking about opening a shop in there herself. Maybe for Pinkyism goods & services? Somebody's selling "leather-covered wooden boxes" in there now temporarily...
But the Official Court Cartoonist (photographed by Steve Cray in an uncharacteristically serious pose, doodling on the ferry) came up with one of his usual great ideas that nobody else suggested before! See above! What Discovery Bay residents think what kind of shop we Lammaites would want!
Well, a shop like this might actually become pretty popular, IF the not inconsiderable legal hurdles could be overcome! In the cartoon...OK, I get the "Magical Mushrooms" reference, but what the heck is "Bolivian Dog Walking Powder"? It sounds intriguing & tempting. But my own "experimental" days are so far in the past (last millennium!), I seem to be totally out of touch with today's hallucinogenic technical terms and latest designer drug fads. Time to join some rave parties to do some up-to-date research, maybe? Maybe not! By the way, very accurate drawing of our famous Busker! |
Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
6. This "Alternative" Cabaret That Is Lamma
We haven't heard from Lisa in a while, the studious lady who's doing a social anthropology PhD about Lamma, the "community of communities". Having completed many weeks of interviews with residents recently, I've begged her to write an update specially for the Lamma-zine.
She came up with such a great, insightful and foremost readable story that she wins this month's Best Contributor award of a free meal! And I liked her "final conclusion" so much that I made it into the title of this feature and of this entire Lamma-zine issue!
|
Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
Lamma.com.hk moderator Alan alerted me to a story in my favourite local publication: "Spike" (July 23-29 issue): "Property rights and registers" by the Spike Business Editor Cathy Holcombe, the only Spikette living on Lamma. Quoting the last few paragraphs:
"On Lamma there is a local property tycoon of sorts who is famous for her aversion to home repairs, as well as her colourful wine-fuelled adventures on the island's main drag. She owns a series of illegal structures, one of which I lived in briefly, attracted by its old-fashioned charm and traditional style before being repelled by mosquitoes, centipedes and the realisation that I was getting really screwed on the rent.
Our parting was far from genteel, but several months after the event she invited me over to one of her houses to bury the hatchet or, as it turned out in her case, smoke the peace pipe. She told me she lives off the $40,000 a month she makes in rental streams; I bet she makes even more. She said she came into the properties out of a charitable impulse to help a number of individuals who had built up gambling debts; i.e. she scalped them while they were down and out. Apparently few of her holdings are legal but as she put it, "Sometimes you have to take a risk".
Hong Kong is a reasonable place, with a history of protecting economic rights and compensating those displaced by development. Lamma's local property tycoon will surely fight for titles if she can get one, or avoid the issue of it involves too much investment to supply building permits. Improvements are always welcome.
But Hong Kong always worked not due to a stellar land-registry system, but because the collective rationality of the place - its courts, its customs, its drive - gave it a sense of legitimacy. That makes it worth the risk, both inside and outside the law. Even my crazy ex-landlady knows that."
The full story is available as a PDF file on the Spike website. The three photos above have been submitted by David Kerr - an ex-colleague & neighbour of Cathy who wrote the great story above. The photos show probably the most famous one of Pinky's mostly illegal "stone mansions" with no deed or title, but available for rent, this one for $2,900. It's locally called "Tai Peng Castle", a suitably irreverent, funny, even cynical name, worthy of a true Lamma nickname. It's located just at the right of the stone chairs rest area on top of Tai Peng. It has a long and fascinating history, told in Lamma.com.hk's forums:
We should have a serious word with the Lamma Spikette, writing in such an utterly disrespectful and non-sycophantic way about our "local property tycoon", also known as a Laudable Lamma Luminary and godmother of Pinkyism! She even dared to call her "crazy" instead of "supremely enlightened"!
|
Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
8. Restaurants & Bars - Aug 2004
So what's been going on this month in the local dining & drinking scene? Well, several concerts in bars, a free buffet, a repainting, home cooking, two very little-known places with exotic opening hours and at least two major new places being renovated for openings in the near future.
Plus an SMS: "Join lucy and malc at diesels this sunday 3.00pm, free buffet, hope to see you there. Veggie and non veggie". Farewell to my dear friend Moloy who's still living on Lamma but working in Central now: Operations Manager of THE EDGE bar/restaurant!
Click on the left picture for the full story & all the foodie pictures, including ancient, historic shots of Lamma restaurants: |
Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
9. Alastair - Sculptor Extraordinaire!
Most Lammaites must have noticed the two caribou sculptures in front of the Bali Resort? They are the first pair for a life-sized Noah's Ark project, which will include dinosaurs, even a T. Rex, for Alastair's anti-evolutionist client. Still little-known locally, Al's done some amazing work over the years.
I've pulled some of his best works from his scrapbooks and proudly present them to you in a virtual art gallery, plus his musings on "WORKING ON LAMMA - The PASSING OF SUITS": |
Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
10. Strictly Fashionable - Artsy-Fartsy Exhibition
First solo exhibition of our "Official Court Artist" in Hong Kong! He writes: "Everyone knows me as the eccentric humorous artist with a philosophy problem who has not the slightest commercial potential. Well, then let me introduce to you my photography. It is still wacky but at least I can make big bucks from it." Strictly Fashionable - An art/photo exhibition by Andy Maluche August 3-7, 2004 at Art Statements located at 5 Mee Lun St., Central (along Hollywood Road). Directly vis-a-vis Malcolm Golding's new gallery & home, in fact.
All other artwork was created by "The Artist" in person. Quite a few of the artworks in the exhibition are also shown on his website! But he likes to appeal to the masses, hopefully finding more willing victims, eh, buyers to delight with his unique master-pieces! In the meantime, Mr Andee (his nom de plume) is already preparing for his next artsy exhibition, called FART (see left), in Manila where he has exhibited to his admiring fans numerous times already and has become a beloved local celebrity in high art circles and much-featured in major local & national newspapers. (end of sycophantic remarks) |
Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
11. Silly Spins on the Magical Spinney Thing
Above: Artist's impression of the proposed wind turbine, viewed from Tai Ling Pavilion - existing 2nd Cable Road on the left - 71 metres tall, 4,400 sq metres, HK$10 million - overlooking Mt. Panorama and North Lamma. Below: Artist's impression of view from HK-side, from East Lamma Channel. HK Electric (HEC) has issued one of their rare press releases on Sep 9, 2004, announcing the construction of a wind turbine in Tai Ling - above Tai Peng - to start in early 2005, for completion by early 2006: "EIA Report on Wind Turbine Submitted to Government".
The press release gives a good overview and background of this hot-topic project and claims that "By erecting a wind turbine on an otherwise barren hilltop, the project will boost Lamma as a tourist spot with educational and environmental value." They promise to "maintain a close dialogue with the local residents." Having established a good working relationship with HEC, the Lamma-zine, the Lamma.com.hk discussion forums and the new Lamma News Blog will publish turbine updates & news as soon as they'll become available!
Cartoon by Gavin Coates of
EarthyCartoons.com. Links to SCMP stories, full of interesting facts and opinions: Turbine as quiet as air conditioner (Sep 10, 2004) The winds of change (Aug 22, 2004, quoting Lamma forums). Discussing this project in some detail with HEC recently, they confirmed to me that this 600-850kW turbine will be sufficient for 3% of total power consumption of Lamma residents, less than 200 households or just enough to light four times the small number of street lights on the island.
Cover of Newsweek magazine, Sep 2004. To replace the Power Station, we'd need about 10,000 wind turbines, which would fill up an area of more than 10 times the size of the ENTIRE Kowloon Peninsula!
But let's move away from all these technical issues for now. I personally like the idea of a SINGLE wind turbine on Lamma a lot: It'll be great for tourism and Lamma's reputation in general, another cool-looking landmark, a fun discussion point and a source of local pride (FIRST wind turbine in HK!) for Lamma...
The official Lamma name for the wind turbine is "The Magical Spinney Thing" and was coined by Evertimeagoodtime a few months ago. Let's take a few silly & poetic spins:
|
Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
12. Do Red Dragonflies Like Drainage Channels?
News about the long-pending drainage channel project from Tai Peng all through the Yung Shue Long (YSL) valley into the harbour: Due to local protests three years ago it has been scaled back in size to only 150 metres in length, from the bridge at the Refuse Collection Point to the harbour (see maps below). The project will go into the public announcement stage soon, so if you want to lodge objections, you'll get your chance. Details and maps can be found here.
Lammadonna took me on a spontaneous, unplanned site visit to Sha Po Village on July 2, after I met her by chance over breakfast. Drainage problems are a topic close to her heart as it affects many of her friends & constituents. She's very unhappy about the scaling-back of the YSL valley channel, as she's been fighting for it for many years now. She mentioned that, 3 years ago, the YSL channel project was stopped by "Gwailo environmentalists" who care more about the environment than flooding! She claimed regular flooding in that area, including the bridge; considering the new plan insufficient as it won't prevent flooding in the YSL valley. She says that the current existing channel from the Refuse Collection Point to the harbour is too narrow now, old, crumbling, choked with debris & garbage, not wide and deep enough, and mosquito-infested as well. It would be cheaper to widen the channel than paying external subcontractors to remove vegetation & garbage from the current channel frequently. More photos & infos... |
Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
|
STORIES: Leaving Lamma | Bishop Zen | High Degree of Atrocity | Where on Lamma? | What Kind of Shop | Tai Peng Castle This Alternative Cabaret | Restaurants & Bars | Alastair | Strictly Fashionable | Magical Spinney Thing | Drainage Channel Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
|
STORIES: Leaving Lamma | Bishop Zen | High Degree of Atrocity | Where on Lamma? | What Kind of Shop | Tai Peng Castle This Alternative Cabaret | Restaurants & Bars | Alastair | Strictly Fashionable | Magical Spinney Thing | Drainage Channel Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |