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Issue #32, Sep 2004 |
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Some of the stories in this issue, all clickable. Click on pictures to jump directly to the story |
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STORIES: Leaving Lamma | Bishop Zen | High Degree of Atrocity | Where on Lamma? | What Kind of Shop | Tai Peng Castle This Alternative Cabaret | Restaurants & Bars | Alastair | Strictly Fashionable | Magical Spinney Thing | Drainage Channel Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
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STORIES: Leaving Lamma | Bishop Zen | High Degree of Atrocity | Where on Lamma? | What Kind of Shop | Tai Peng Castle This Alternative Cabaret | Restaurants & Bars | Alastair | Strictly Fashionable | Magical Spinney Thing | Drainage Channel Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
1. Leaving Lamma - a Moving Experience
I've been looking for people willing to write a few lines about their own departure: farewell notes to their friends, best/worst memories of their time here, experiences with moving companies, anything related to "Leaving Lamma". Quite a few have returned, one of them leaving/coming back three times, he admitted. For the ones not returning, there's always the Lamma-zine to read and stay in touch with those they left behind...
This feature has two Story Sponsors, the first time the Lamma-zine has ever accepted this new form of sponsorship: many thanks to Links Relocations and the GreenHouse for Sale! First, a very interesting interview with Frazer who moved with Links to Sydney. The questions and answers apply to any big international move and can help you to choose your own removal company. I've commissioned stories by Doggy, Roberta, Frazer and Ran, all ex-Lammaites by now:
Finally, another word (or 2 or 3...) from our two Story Sponsors:
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2. Bishop Zen Visiting Lamma Monastery
Bishop Zen (white-haired, in the back, middle left) with his Lamma flock & the Poor Clare Sisters of the Portiuncula Monastery. Click to enlarge to 4* size (269KB). Photo supplied by Sister Sonia (2nd from the right, standing).
Asking the Lamma-zine "Official Main Street Correspondent", Nick the Bookman, he announced that Bishop Zen would visit Lamma that afternoon, holding mass in the "Our Lady of Lourdes" kindergarten/church. So this sign was a coded message for true believers of the Catholic faith to find their way to this big celebrity event! I got ready for another impromptu photo shoot. Follow the sign for the full story & photos.
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If permissible, I aim to draw your attention to the new Hong Kong novel, High Degree of Atrocity, written by a Lamma Islander, namely myself. Should you consider this a suitable Lamma-zine subject, I'll gladly provide you with a review copy and strive to co-operate. Sincerely, Jay Scott Kanes
Yes, Jay, it is permissible to aim to draw my attention to your book! Here are some excerpts from his understated, modest, quiet, little press release:
I met Jay for a coffee, doing a little book interview and asking him to describe why Lamma's a good place for writers. He sent me the following email & photos soon afterwards:
Asking a few people who got advance copies of the book for reviews, this is what I received, including opinions from an Ice Red forum about Jay's book: Fiction Probes Hong Kong's Political Pickle:
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4. Where on Lamma? - Guessing Game
Check out how well (or not) YOU know Lamma!
Guess first and then highlight the "invisible" captions after "=>" below each picture to see the solutions to this Guessing Game! Don't cheat, as there are no prizes! Count the number you got right. If you get at least 30 out of 39, you can call yourself a true Senior Lammaite; 20-29 points: Junior Lammaite, get out more and explore your home; 10-19 points: Baby Lammaite, new arrival; 0-9 points: You don't live on Lamma!
To play the game, click on the left picture or here: Where on Lamma? |
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5. What Kind of Shop You Like?
Spliffany: "My husband and I wanna open a shop on Lamma, but we have no idea what to sell. So, maybe I should sell some things Lamma peoples need and which no one sells yet on Lamma yet. By then, we don't need to go all the way to town anymore, just for one or two things! So anyone wanna give an idea? What would you like?"
The huge number of ideas from many members ranged from the practical to the whimsical, as expected from this creative & imaginative crowd. A little selection to inspire other wannabe shop-owners is listed below. Quite a few shop fronts right on High Street and Back Street are currently vacant (right: former Scorpio business centre). For just a few $1,000s rent per month, you could open your own little place within days!
big al demands a shop selling "massage oils and leather chaps" (or was that 'straps'?)! Beanburglar: "Kung Fu death star emporium?"
Samson: "How about a
PINKYISM alternative lifestyle shop, offering advises on all the
tricky situations in life (e.g. how to smash the ATM at the bank), selling
all sorts of souvenirs and of course, the cult's bible,
Pinkyism According to Pinky's Memorable Pink
Quotes."
Great idea! And we've got the venue for it already! The former Bubbles laundry on Main Street, owned by Pinky and unoccupied since Bubbles moved to Back Street. Before leaving for Vietnam, Tibet or China (?), Pinky was talking about opening a shop in there herself. Maybe for Pinkyism goods & services? Somebody's selling "leather-covered wooden boxes" in there now temporarily...
Well, a shop like this might actually become pretty popular, IF the not inconsiderable legal hurdles could be overcome! In the cartoon...OK, I get the "Magical Mushrooms" reference, but what the heck is "Bolivian Dog Walking Powder"? It sounds intriguing & tempting. But my own "experimental" days are so far in the past (last millennium!), I seem to be totally out of touch with today's hallucinogenic technical terms and latest designer drug fads. Time to join some rave parties to do some up-to-date research, maybe? Maybe not! By the way, very accurate drawing of our famous Busker! |
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6. This "Alternative" Cabaret That Is Lamma
We haven't heard from Lisa in a while, the studious lady who's doing a social anthropology PhD about Lamma, the "community of communities". Having completed many weeks of interviews with residents recently, I've begged her to write an update specially for the Lamma-zine.
She came up with such a great, insightful and foremost readable story that she wins this month's Best Contributor award of a free meal! And I liked her "final conclusion" so much that I made it into the title of this feature and of this entire Lamma-zine issue!
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"On Lamma there is a local property tycoon of sorts who is famous for her aversion to home repairs, as well as her colourful wine-fuelled adventures on the island's main drag. She owns a series of illegal structures, one of which I lived in briefly, attracted by its old-fashioned charm and traditional style before being repelled by mosquitoes, centipedes and the realisation that I was getting really screwed on the rent.
The full story is available as a PDF file on the Spike website. The three photos above have been submitted by David Kerr - an ex-colleague & neighbour of Cathy who wrote the great story above. The photos show probably the most famous one of Pinky's mostly illegal "stone mansions" with no deed or title, but available for rent, this one for $2,900. It's locally called "Tai Peng Castle", a suitably irreverent, funny, even cynical name, worthy of a true Lamma nickname. It's located just at the right of the stone chairs rest area on top of Tai Peng. It has a long and fascinating history, told in Lamma.com.hk's forums:
We should have a serious word with the Lamma Spikette, writing in such an utterly disrespectful and non-sycophantic way about our "local property tycoon", also known as a Laudable Lamma Luminary and godmother of Pinkyism! She even dared to call her "crazy" instead of "supremely enlightened"!
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8. Restaurants & Bars - Aug 2004
Plus an SMS: "Join lucy and malc at diesels this sunday 3.00pm, free buffet, hope to see you there. Veggie and non veggie". Farewell to my dear friend Moloy who's still living on Lamma but working in Central now: Operations Manager of THE EDGE bar/restaurant!
Click on the left picture for the full story & all the foodie pictures, including ancient, historic shots of Lamma restaurants: |
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9. Alastair - Sculptor Extraordinaire!
I've pulled some of his best works from his scrapbooks and proudly present them to you in a virtual art gallery, plus his musings on "WORKING ON LAMMA - The PASSING OF SUITS": |
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10. Strictly Fashionable - Artsy-Fartsy Exhibition
Strictly Fashionable - An art/photo exhibition by Andy Maluche August 3-7, 2004 at Art Statements located at 5 Mee Lun St., Central (along Hollywood Road). Directly vis-a-vis Malcolm Golding's new gallery & home, in fact.
In the meantime, Mr Andee (his nom de plume) is already preparing for his next artsy exhibition, called FART (see left), in Manila where he has exhibited to his admiring fans numerous times already and has become a beloved local celebrity in high art circles and much-featured in major local & national newspapers. (end of sycophantic remarks) |
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11. Silly Spins on the Magical Spinney Thing
Above: Artist's impression of the proposed wind turbine, viewed from Tai Ling Pavilion - existing 2nd Cable Road on the left - 71 metres tall, 4,400 sq metres, HK$10 million - overlooking Mt. Panorama and North Lamma. Below: Artist's impression of view from HK-side, from East Lamma Channel.
The press release gives a good overview and background of this hot-topic project and claims that "By erecting a wind turbine on an otherwise barren hilltop, the project will boost Lamma as a tourist spot with educational and environmental value." They promise to "maintain a close dialogue with the local residents." Having established a good working relationship with HEC, the Lamma-zine, the Lamma.com.hk discussion forums and the new Lamma News Blog will publish turbine updates & news as soon as they'll become available!
Cartoon by Gavin Coates of
EarthyCartoons.com. Links to SCMP stories, full of interesting facts and opinions: Turbine as quiet as air conditioner (Sep 10, 2004) The winds of change (Aug 22, 2004, quoting Lamma forums). Discussing this project in some detail with HEC recently, they confirmed to me that this 600-850kW turbine will be sufficient for 3% of total power consumption of Lamma residents, less than 200 households or just enough to light four times the small number of street lights on the island.
Cover of Newsweek magazine, Sep 2004.
But let's move away from all these technical issues for now. I personally like the idea of a SINGLE wind turbine on Lamma a lot: It'll be great for tourism and Lamma's reputation in general, another cool-looking landmark, a fun discussion point and a source of local pride (FIRST wind turbine in HK!) for Lamma...
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12. Do Red Dragonflies Like Drainage Channels?
Due to local protests three years ago it has been scaled back in size to only 150 metres in length, from the bridge at the Refuse Collection Point to the harbour (see maps below). The project will go into the public announcement stage soon, so if you want to lodge objections, you'll get your chance. Details and maps can be found here.
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Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
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STORIES: Leaving Lamma | Bishop Zen | High Degree of Atrocity | Where on Lamma? | What Kind of Shop | Tai Peng Castle This Alternative Cabaret | Restaurants & Bars | Alastair | Strictly Fashionable | Magical Spinney Thing | Drainage Channel Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |
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STORIES: Leaving Lamma | Bishop Zen | High Degree of Atrocity | Where on Lamma? | What Kind of Shop | Tai Peng Castle This Alternative Cabaret | Restaurants & Bars | Alastair | Strictly Fashionable | Magical Spinney Thing | Drainage Channel Top | Contents | Editorial | Follow-Up | Poll | Events | Best | Media Watch | Emails | About | Next Issue | Email Editor | Back-Issues |